Don’t You Dare

 

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Hi. My name is Doug Hell.

How did I get such a treachrous name you ask? Well as most of you know, Hell isn’t my last name. My real last name is Hill.

Also, some of you already know how I adopted the aforementioned moniker. But for those who don’t, I love telling this story.

In 1999 (shit that ain’t THAT long ago) I was living with a friend and my girlfriend. The two of them would later run off together and get married but that is another story entirely. Well one day a GST cheque came for me and it was addressed to “Doug Hell”. As hilarious as my room mate and girl thought this was, I was pissed. How was I going to cash something that was made out to someone else? He started calling me Doug Hell and then introduced me to all of his friends as that. I was the new guy in town (Ottawa) so it stuck fairly easily.

Pretty silly¬†eh? I mean with a name like Doug Hell, you would hope there is some kind of hardcore background there. Negatory. It’s boring.

I think I am going through my second midlife crisis.

 

Thanks for tuning in people. May peace and honour be with you all.

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