No more sissybox. I am back on the bass. As horrible as a guitar player I am, I’ve yet to find someone who can create that beautiful noise on guitar that is ever so important. That’s not true, actually. Sparkles from Radar Hate is the best. That kid can create a racket on the guitar that would make Lee Ranaldo, Thurston Moore, and J Mascis extremely jealous.
Nonetheless, I am fortuneful. I am in possession of the greatest sounding bass I’ve ever heard. It’s the Morton Extortionist.