I, Doug Hell

Fucking Christ.  That was a crazy week.  No less than two exes reached out to me.  Coincidentally it was after a blog where I posted some shit about karma or whatnot.  I don’t remember, and I certainly am not going to go check for reference.  Exes?  Don’t reach out to me.  I don’t want your bile.  I don’t want your insincere well wishes.  I don’t like you.  Ok?  I have two exes that I don’t completely loathe.  You’re probably not one of them.  Feel free to fuck off.

I almost made some horrendous life choices but I stopped myself just in time.  I AM NOT GOING TO PLAY COVERS!  Ok?  I am not going to play Tom Petty songs.  I’m better than Tom Petty.  I am not going to play Steve Earle songs.  I’m better than Steve Earle.  I am not going to sell the fuck out to “make money”.   When I wrote these songs I didn’t have what you would like in mind.  I didn’t want to be better than Tom Petty.  I wanted to write shit that sounded great to my ears.

That being said.  Who is my favourite songwriter?  Doug Hell.  Who is my favourite poet?  Doug Hell.  Who is. .. .. …. … ….

I almost unbecame Doug Hell.  With all the hootin’ and hollerin’ I’ve been making online I’ve made it too easy for women who don’t have that nice body anymore to reach out to me.  See my conundrum?  I was so close to killing Doug Hell.  I was going to tear this site down.  I was going to tear anything Doug Hell related off the net.

Thankfully Queen Hell talked me out of it.  I’m Doug Hell.  I won’t ever not be Doug Hell.  Christ, I even like saying Doug Hell…..

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  1. Jeorge says:

    But I believe I am the best songwriter in the world…….

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