There Will Come A Day You Won’t Be

Negan fucking sucks.  Let me be clear.  TV Negan sucks.  Comic book Negan is awesome.  Jefferey Dean Morgan is doing an absolute SHIT fucking job with Negan.  I don’t understand why TV Negan doesn’t swear like a sailor.  Dexter’s sister did.  Oh I’m just so mad.  Up until season 7 of The Walking Dead, the television version was better than the comic.  But man did they ever fuck up Negan.  I’ll bet you my bottom dollar there isn’t one fan of the comic book out there who likes TV Negan.  I just might stop watching the show.  If you’re reading Robert Kirkman, get your fucking head checked.  Idiot.

Comic book Negan did not have a big porn star moustache.  He didn’t have eyebrows that don’t quit.  I swear I’m so pissed off.  Good thing my boy Daryl is still alive on the show.  So I can keep watching for now.

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Do you have any words that you find hilarious?  Am I the only one who can laugh out loud when I hear someone with a funny voice say a word that I find funny?  Here are words I find hilarious:

  • luggage
  • burlap
  • hobby
  • rummage
  • tomfoolery

There are tonnes more.  I just can’t think of them right now.

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Movies I watched lately?  First on the list in a new horror movie called Hush.  It has a 100% approval rating on Rotten Tomatoes.  I saw a screenshot and it had a dude in a spooky mask.  I HAD to see it.  It was alright at best.  I don’t know how the hell it got its 100% rating.  I think maybe people are just easy to scare these days.  It really was meh at best.  Or maybe I’m just desensitized.

The mask the psycho wore was great but he took it off way too soon in the movie.  Underneath it he just wasn’t so scary and looked like he would ordinarily get a lot of babes or something.  The movie and setting was very reminiscent of that movie, Strangers.

Most interestingly though, the protagonist in this movie was deaf.  But that’s been done before.

Doug Hell’s favourite scary movies in no particular order:

  • Ringu
  • Raising Cain
  • The Crying Game
  • Audition
  • The Evil Dead (original not shitty remake)
  • Pink Floyd: The Wall
  • Jacob’s Ladder
  • The Shining (Stanley Kubrick version)
  • REC (Spanish Original)
  • American Werewolf In London

Another movie that I watched that I highly recommend is a movie called Green Room.  Fuck me.  That was such a good movie.  You gotta see it.  It has beautiful brutal realistic violence and has Patrick Stewart as the leader of a Neo-Nazi Skinhead movement.  It’s a great fucking movie.  See it.

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