Merry Fucking Christmas And A Happy New Year

I apologize hugely for my lack of interesting content lately.  Mesmerizing cadences and structures can only hold the attention of Doug Addicts for so long.  So in the interest of Christmas and the spirit of giving, I present to you the greatest gift of all.  Me.  A lot of these started out as innocent selfies.  Little did I know they would become the majestic beautiful moments they are, frozen in time.

This is how you do it folks.  Instead of being angry with me for getting all the honeys, do something to make yourself fascinating.  I am fascination personified.  Because of that, I get the best honeys.  You may get a nice looking honey but she would be devoid of any magic or substance, incapable of making you smile or laugh, or in some special cases, provide and intelligent thing to say…..  Ew.  Enough of that.

Anyway I didn’t come out here to be all negative.  I came here to present you the best gift you’ll ever receive for Christmas.

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2 Comments so far:

  1. Swanson says:

    I wasn’t impressed by the pics……lo res stuff man…..can’t even see the hairs sticking out of your nose…..you do get the honeys though…..I’ll give you that….

    • Doug Hell says:

      Hairs in my nose huh? BALLOONJUICE! I hardly have an hair anywhere. Except for the gorgeous mane on my head and the grsying muskrat under my chin that I think hides me double chin (it doesn’t). Regardless, I am fucking beautiful. I also learned a new trick to keep my hair looking great and full of body.

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