Category: Blog

My Psychology And Constitution Is More Infinite Than Your Psychology And Constitution

A friend of mine, Brumley, told me some shit once that resonated in my conscience for a long, long time.  I can’t paraphrase him but it was at Get Bent Summer Solstice Festival.  I just finished my set in the late afternoon.  Naturally I behaved like a buffoon onstage and managed to turn the whole…

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White Flag Blues

So a year ago today I opened for Wednesday 13 at The Rockpile in Toronto.  Only it wasn’t Wednesday 13.  It was Joseph Poole’s band, Bourbon Crow.  Joseph Poole IS Wednesday 13 but that’s besides the point.   Unbeknownst to me, Bourbon Crow was more of an acoustic laid back thing.  But it wasn’t just…

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Superheroes That Kill

I realize things have been quiet.  I’ve been floundering in my second midlife crisis.  I’m poor as dirt and relying on the kindness of others to get by.  I feel an overwhelming sense of responsibility to be emotionally present for the ones I love.  The end of 2017 was emotionally heavy and humbling.  Life has…

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Anarchy In The Ghetto (Twitch twitch)

Ok this wasn’t supposed to happen.  I know I said this in my last blog, but my memes are on fire.  Everything is upside down and I can’t keep up.  I have more ideas that I do actual technical know-how.  I’ve been advised by my agent to take all my memes down and put a…

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The Visions We Amend

Well that sure wasn’t expected.  My memes are on FIRE.  What started out as a result of too much wit to know what to do with, has turned into a lucrative market.  I’m receiving emails up the wazoo over these memes.  Ok guys.  I’m going to be frank.  While I consider myself a ninja when…

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The Art Of Deception

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Standing In The Shadow Of The Loneliest Word

Honesty.  There is not a lot of value in it.  Sure there is honour, and gads of it.  But it won’t do you much good.   I’ve learned a lot about being honest.  People don’t like it.  No one wants to know they look fat in a dress, or if their ass is flabby.  People…

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Tales From The Cerebellum

Merry Christmas.   I hope you a have a great Christmas.  Everyone one of you.  Friends, liars, trolls, and enemies.  All of you.  Even during World War 1  the guns stopped firing on the holy day.  Enemy soldiers broke bread and fraternized with each other, kicked balls around (not each others), and traded cigarettes.  …

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The Lives Of Captured Poets And Psychopaths

Life just flies.  Take your time to enjoy it, young people.  Before you know it, you’re middle-aged and your bowels don’t work properly.  Fortunately I was gifted music.  It’s the music that keeps me young and beautiful.   Our parents aren’t always right.  But I think they will do what it takes to protect us. …

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Reinventing Scrooge

Yeah it’s been slow on here.  I’ve been busy.  I know everyone says that.  It’s like the universal get out of jail free card.  Scranton!  I haven’t seen you in ages!  What gives?! Uhhhhh I’ve been busy. Ok there is thirty seconds of my life I have wasted and will never get back. If someone…

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