Yesterday I saw the ugliest little kid. She was hideous. Like almost comically hideous. I think she has a future in horror movies. I almost ran over a guy on a scooter today and it was my fault. I didn’t actually almost run him over but he had to stop. I was racing an advanced…
Hey Hey Hey Hey
I wish I lived in Iceland. No hot weather. No mosquitoes. Yeah. I’d love to live in Iceland. If I ever get enough money I’m gonna move there.
Dream Damage
Not much to say. Have a listen. Or don’t.
Feed Me Venom
I had dinner with my brother a while back. He commended me on doing what I wanted with my life. I told him that I might be happier if I could afford an oil change without worrying about it. Then it came. The money isn’t everything speech. Ugh. Fine. You have gads of it. Give…
Chorus Of Fuckheads
So I smashed together a sample show to hand in. I did the training and orientation for my radio show. It was painful. The sample is here if you have an hour of your life to waste. It did nothing to make me feel fulfilled. It’s really hard to get into these things when you…
Who The Fuck Would Wanna Play In Alabama?
Jigga jigga jigga. I got that from an old muppet show of a sort. Some cat named Sybil was flying around on some kinda propeller contraption. When she landed she said “jigga jigga jigga” and I thought it was funny and adorable. Just for your information. Didn’t get out for my walk this morning. But…
Abandoning Promise
Ugh. I tried. I got up at whatever time in the morning and I went for a walk. It fucking sucked. It’s not how I remember it. It was brutal and mostly uphill and I barely made it home in time before I shit myself. Now Iim sitting here drinking Baileys and coffee. I suck….
Desperation – Inspiration
I’m going to try and turn it on. It’s not working. Here I am with a brand new band that is signing with Cursed Blessings Records, and working with the producer of Walk Off The Earth, and I just want to kill myself. It’s not any other reason than just being broken. Then thing that…
Ugly Cats
I love cats. But they have to be aesthetically pleasing, or somewhat exoctic. I just don’t have time for run-of-the-mill bullshit cats. I’ve always gone for looks, not personality. Ex-wife excluded. I needed a home then. Back in November I got my roommate a pedigreed Flamepoint Siamese kitten. I knew I was going to get…