I love cats. But they have to be aesthetically pleasing, or somewhat exoctic. I just don’t have time for run-of-the-mill bullshit cats. I’ve always gone for looks, not personality. Ex-wife excluded. I needed a home then. Back in November I got my roommate a pedigreed Flamepoint Siamese kitten. I knew I was going to get…
Happy Father’s Day!
I’m a day late and a buck short on this one but I have a friend visiting from South Carolina. Hosting can be tough. I spent a solid chunk of the day having amazing mushroom sex with my fiance. I recommend fucking on psychedelics. What an experience. I want to give a nod to all…
HELL AND HIGHWATER
My girl and I are doing a radio show now. Lemme know what you think! Or don’t…
Love Bug
Still no news on the music front. I’ve become useless. But I have an inordinate amount of sex. I returned to work this week and it really threw a damper on my hump time. So my dad got me a car. It’s old. It’s a black 2010 Chevy Cobalt (5 speed) but it’s been fussily…
A BOY NAMED DOUG
Life has been weird. I’m extremely happy and it’s foreign to me. Where to begin. Someone told me the other day there is only one reason you can be friends with exes. It’s that if you are still in love with them, or you were never in love to begin with. That hit hard. I’m…
Just Then Reality Appeared In A Blinding Flash Of Light
The world is not going to end, idiots. There’s no money in it. Hack and I are absolutely killing it right now with writing. That’s good because I’m getting tired of the same old fucking songs. I love all of my songs, but it’s time to move on. I’ve rejoined Green Jelly. There is no…